The Lost ShangriLa - Le ciel bleu profond - Keep Walking, Traveler25

The stuff that standup comics write is funny. No doubt about it. But there's nothing funnier than stuff that's funny accidentally. Real stuff like the things students write to fill up essay papers when they didn't study for the test. Or stuff kids write when the Sunday school teacher asks them to write a letter to God. Here are few results from that assignment:

We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea. Sincerely, Donna

I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it. Nan

Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best. Rob

My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They are just kidding, aren't they? Marsha

If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes Mickey

I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already. Charles

I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool! Eugene

Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. Larry

For Perspective, I'm Mike Woodward.